IHOP's New Logo Smiles At You! (Like A Deranged Clown)

I know what I'm supposed to see. IHOP's new logo—its first update in over 20 years—turned a curmudgeonly old frown into a smile. It's as if a grizzled, no nonsense diner waitress has warmed up to the entire world of would-be pancake eaters as her ...